Pro: Buttloads of money.
Con: No time to spend it.
Pro: It’s extremely challenging.
Con: It’s fucking hard.
Pro: Expense account.
Con: Accounting doesn’t accept receipts tossed in a brown paper bag.
Pro: You always have the newest tech toys.
Con: You actually have to use them.
Pro: Opportunities to invest in creative start-ups.
Con: Most of them are run by “creative” fuck-ups.
Pro: You have a nicer place than any of the other English majors.
Con: None of them come to see it, because they all think you’re a sellout.
Pro: Meeting lots of hot women.
Con Pro: No time for relationships, only furtive sex.
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